Congs -v- Yetties

By | LOOKIE ALVAN SAYOOKIE | In a remote mountain forest where the snow never fully settles and the wind seems to carry whispers from dimensions just out of reach, there exists an arena not shaped by nature, but curated with meticulous intent by observers who do not belong to this world. The forest stretches across jagged ridgelines and plunging valleys, its trees towering like silent witnesses, their branches heavy with frost that glows faintly under a sky that never quite matches the time of day. It is here that the Congs and the Yetties—two ancient, powerful species from the same anthropoidea suborder of primates—have adapted to the harshest extremes and have been drawn into a conflict neither fully understands, orchestrated by the EBEs, enigmatic extraterrestrial beings who have long since transcended physical form as humans would recognize it. To the EBEs, this frozen wilderness is not merely a location; it is a controlled environment, a living simulation fine-tuned over decades of observation, where variables like temperature fluctuation, terrain instability, and resource scarcity are adjusted with surgical precision. Their purpose is neither conquest nor study in the traditional sense, but something far more peculiar: entertainment through probabilistic sport betting. The Congs, massive and deliberate, move like shifting boulders through the snow, their thick, blackish-brown fur clumped with ice, their immense arms capable of uprooting trees or crushing bone with equal ease. They are creatures of endurance and loyalty, traveling in tight-knit groups that communicate through deep, resonant calls that echo for miles. Their intelligence is subtle but undeniable, expressed in their coordinated movements and their ability to remember terrain patterns even after violent environmental changes. The Yetties, by contrast, are creatures of motion and misdirection, their tall, muscled bodies cloaked in whitish-yellow fur that renders them nearly invisible against the blizzard-prone landscape. Their eyes are sharp and calculating, their limbs built for speed and vertical agility, allowing them to traverse cliffs and treetops with unnerving grace. Where the Congs embody strength and cohesion, the Yetties represent adaptability and cunning, often hunting in loosely organized packs that rely on rapid communication and improvisation. These two groups are where the Cong Commandos are recruited, for Covert Ops, around the globe and off planet use. Usually, and equal number of Congs and Yetties are recruited for different mission roles and the color of their fur determines their mission deployment and the objectives of the mission.

Not Natural Enemies

Under natural circumstances, these two species would rarely clash in sustained conflict, as their survival strategies favor avoidance over direct confrontation. However, the EBEs have eliminated that option entirely, sealing the forest within an invisible boundary that disrupts navigation instincts and induces disorientation in any creature attempting to leave. What remains is a closed system, a stage upon which conflict becomes inevitable. From their vantage point—existing just outside the visible spectrum—the EBEs observe every movement, every hesitation, every burst of violence, feeding this data into complex predictive models that form the basis of their betting systems. Their wagers are not placed with currency, but with informational capital: predictive accuracy, pattern recognition, and the ability to anticipate not just outcomes, but sequences. One EBE might stake its standing on the likelihood that a Cong leader will sacrifice its position to protect a juvenile, while another might invest in the probability that a Yettie pack will exploit terrain elevation to isolate and dismantle its opponents. These bets evolve in real time, recalibrated with every shift in behavior, every unexpected adaptation. The match itself begins subtly, as many of the EBEs’ orchestrations do. A sudden avalanche—triggered not by chance, but by a precisely calculated vibration introduced deep beneath the snowpack—blocks a known Cong migration route, forcing a small group into a valley where a Yettie hunting circuit has recently been encouraged through manipulated prey distribution. The Congs enter cautiously, their formation tighter than usual, their leader pausing frequently to assess the unfamiliar terrain. The Yetties, already aware of their presence through heightened sensory perception and pre-positioned vantage points, do not attack immediately. Instead, they observe, learning the rhythm of their opponents, identifying weaknesses, waiting for the moment when patience will yield maximum advantage. The first engagement is brief and almost experimental: a single Yettie reveals itself at a distance, provoking a response from the Congs, then vanishes before contact can be made. This is possible due to their yellowish white fur which helps them to disappear quickly.

Provides Valuable Data

This exchange, though minor, provides valuable data to both sides—and to the EBEs, whose predictive models surge with new information. As hours turn into days, the conflict unfolds not as a single decisive battle, but as a series of calculated encounters. The Yetties employ hit-and-run tactics, striking from elevated positions, targeting isolated individuals, and retreating before the Congs can bring their full strength to bear. The Congs respond by tightening their formations, using their size and durability to withstand initial assaults while attempting to corner their more agile adversaries. The forest itself becomes an active participant in the struggle, its uneven terrain and dense tree cover favoring the Yetties, while open clearings offer the Congs rare opportunities to leverage their power. The EBEs adjust these environmental factors subtly, increasing wind speeds to obscure scent trails, weakening ice over certain paths to create hazards, and even altering the behavior of smaller animals to influence movement patterns. Each adjustment is a calculated risk, a new variable introduced into the system, and each is accompanied by a flurry of betting activity among the EBEs as they attempt to anticipate its impact. One particularly intense sequence occurs when a juvenile Cong becomes separated during a chaotic skirmish near a frozen river. The Yetties, recognizing the opportunity, coordinate a multi-directional approach, using the surrounding trees to mask their movements. The juvenile, though smaller, displays surprising resilience, its distress calls echoing through the forest and drawing the attention of its group. What follows is a convergence of forces: the Yetties closing in with surgical precision, the adult Congs charging through the snow with relentless determination. The clash is violent and immediate, snow and ice erupting into the air as bodies collide, the sound of impact reverberating like distant thunder. For the EBEs, this moment represents a peak in engagement, a convergence of variables that pushes their predictive models to their limits. As, the battle erupts the EBEs are getting a euphoria level of chemical rush to their brains which produces a pleasing sensation throughout their whole bodies they feel unlimited in their abilities to do anything they want to.

EBEs Hedge Positions

Bets spike dramatically, with some EBEs doubling down on long-shot outcomes, while others hedge their positions against the possibility of unforeseen developments. In the aftermath, both sides suffer losses, and the forest returns to a tense, fragile quiet. Yet the match is far from over. If anything, it has entered a new phase, one defined not just by physical capability, but by adaptation. The Yetties begin to alter their tactics, abandoning certain ambush strategies that have proven less effective and experimenting with new forms of coordination. The Congs, in turn, display an increased awareness of their opponents’ patterns, adjusting their movements to minimize vulnerability. This dynamic evolution is precisely what the EBEs seek, the emergence of complexity from controlled conditions, the transformation of instinct into strategy. To them, the Congs and Yetties are not merely participants, but variables in a living equation, each actionhis contributing to a broader tapestry of cause and effect. And yet, beneath the cold calculations and detached observation, there is something else—something the EBEs do not fully account for, or perhaps choose to ignore. It is the raw, unquantifiable will of the creatures themselves, their drive to survive in a world that has been subtly, irrevocably altered against them. The Congs fight not because they understand the stakes imposed upon them, but because their bonds demand it. The Yetties adapt not for spectacle, but because adaptation is the only path to survival. In this way, the match becomes more than a game, more than a system of bets and probabilities. It becomes a story unfolding in real time, one that resists complete prediction, no matter how advanced the models observing it. As the snow continues to fall—sometimes upward, sometimes down—the forest holds itsbeings. secrets close, its true nature obscured even from those who believe they control it. And the EBEs, for all their sophistication, remain what they have always been in this context: spectators, endlessly fascinated by a conflict they can shape, but never fully possess as, they seek a euphoria driven experience at the cost of other beings. The fiction facts, confirm that they are psychopathic psychic vampires who feel no remorse from the pain they caused to other lives. However, they are crybabies when they feel the pain from Lady Karma’s bitch slap. O’ yes, the EBE’s are not immune to what goes around comes around!

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