Anti-ism II

By | SHEILA HELENE ELFTON | Anti-isn I | We are sure you are wondering why the captain of our Time Revision Ship is none other than Captain Samuel Black? Well, the story go something like this: While we were on an Anthropological Mission circa 1700’s our ship was following the fleet of Captain Black’s prey. The ships of prey were a head of Captain Black’s ship but, they were closing the distance fast. He was pushing his crew real hard and they were very hungry. However, Sammy, was eating well and had the best accommodations onboard and a few girlie magazines to look at. (It has been rumored that he traded a few pounds of salted pork for them from the natives. We surmise that the magazines were traded for artifacts from a previous Anthropological Mission from our time zone.) The men were fed up with his bull shit and started a mutiny for grub and a chance to look at the girlie magazines. The crew was going to keelhaul that bastard and feed his remains to the numerous sharks who were following their ship. So, we opened our door to take a few images of this event in history for our records. While the door was open, Captain Black jumped in our Time Revision Ship, while being chased by a very angry crew. We had to quickly close the door for our own safety because our ship was hovering a couple of feet off of their deck. He stunk like hell more like fish and ass with fermented body odor and sayookie poop. His testosterone level was to high for a safe mission and we had to give him a chemical GONADECTOMY because he was violent and would or could not leave the lady scientists alone. Well, well, after he became ball less and had a good scrubbing a nice hair cut and beard trim he was fitted with our uniform and looked like a real masculine alpha male. Now, it is hard to keep the ladies away from him. Sammy went through our subsonic file folder changes and now is really smart to boot. We changed his subconscious file folders to a Ph.D in Anthropology and Psychology. Now that’s better Dr. Samuel Black, who was also downloaded with Hands 167 handbook on piloting the Time Revision Ship. So, now you know how a pirate from circa 1700’s became our pilot in circa 9500’s.

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